pseudo dancing
the act by which a perpetrator, usually one ken johnson, attempts to attract attention from a good-looking female, but instead stands behind her, as if being a stalker. no attempt is made to have physical or verbal contact. the female usually just becomes very frightened and moves away at lightning speeds, such as when a gazelle is being chased by a cheetah. too bad kenny can’t sprint to catch his prey.
pseudo dancing is also considered and art form, performed by mimes and unichs alike.
also see nolder
kenny wanted to talk to that hot girl, but instead he was just pseudo dancing.
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