pseudo-engineer
sarcastic t-tle, proudly used by those with engineering degrees, when others without the degree, claim to be engineers.
a supervisor introducing the working team to a new member:
“even though he’s the only one with a real engineering degree, jack calls himself a pseudo-engineer because others here in the company claim to be software engineers but their degrees are from everything from political science to accounting.”
1: a person without an engineering degree who claims being an engineer simply because they work in engineering tasks.
2: a person who hasn’t gone through the rigors of engineering school, yet pretends to be an engineer.
guy 1: “yeah, i’m an engineer.”
guy 2: “oh cool! my brother’s an engineer. what’s your degree on?”
guy 1: “well, it’s in graphic design, but i have a java certification and write software for a living.”
guy 2: snickers and thinks to himself “perfect…another pseudo-engineer.”
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