pseudo good
‘pseudo good’ is an event that you feel good or happy about but only because it has deceived you into thinking it is good. the good was only a possibility – but it turned out to be nothing.
pseudo good is the opium of life, it keeps you positive, it usually does not amount to ‘actual good’ but by then you have forgotten how lame the pseudo good was and you happliy swallow the next load of pseudo good, just like a gold fish biting at nothing because its memory is too short to remember that nothing doesn’t taste of anything.
i’m so happy that x girl at college is starting to be friendly with me! – six weeks later she blanks me because she only wanted to get a lift with me to cl-sses. it was only pseudo good.
i’m so happy – the boss wants a meeting with me next week about the managers job – turns out he just wanted me to cover the vacancy until someone more experienced replys to the job add. it was only pseudo good.
i’m so happy x company wants to buy our stuff, all my hard sales work has paid off!! – turns out that their previous supplier had put them on stop due to non payment because they have no money and now they are going bust owing us thousnads and we are probably going to go bust too. it was only pseudo good.
i’m so happy – i’ve just voted for a new government – (insert outcome here)
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