pseudo-intelligent

used to describe one who attempts to flex intellect that does not exist within his or her own mind.

can probably be found with a thesaurus in hand, while in a chat room, looking up new insults that are synonymous with “stupid” in order to boost his or her own undeserved ego.

typical cases of pseudo-intelligence involve pre-p-b-scent 15 year olds that think they have everything figured out, including, but not limited to: life, religion, politics, education, and s-x. ironically, they have never quite experienced either of the aforementioned.

pretends he or she has an opinion.

posseses a severe tendency to blindly and wholeheartedly believe any bullsh-t they hear, only to subsequently regurgitate the misinformation to anyone they see in an asinine attempt to appear more intelligent than a used, broken condom.

should the victim of the verbal onslaught happen to have a differing opinion, the pseudo-intelligent individual will revert to his or her thesaurus and insult the opposition with words he or she never knew existed, and probably cannot even pr-nounce.

annoyingly and constantly refers to the word antidisestablishmentarianism, as if knowledge of said word defined his or her illegitimately high intelligence quotient.

typically a hypocrite; creates many, many contradictions. most online grammar/spelling n-z-s can relate.

always ends a bullsh-t “argument” with, “i win, so stfu.” win what, dipsh-ts? your opinions weren’t fact in the first place. omg. you are stupid. you are an idiot for not agreeing with everything i say. i know i’m right, even though i know nothing about the subject, because my friend knows someone that read someone’s blog somewhere that mentioned something about it. i win, so stfu, you unintelligent moron. g-d, your stupid. you’re such a stupid idiot. antidisestablishmentarianism.