pseudo-missionary
someone who is always trying to convert you to their religion, and will not let you justify your religion (or lack of one) because theirs just makes -so- much more sense than yours.
atheist guy: let’s start a random religious discussion out of the blue.
christian guy: alright. i’m a christian. you?
atheist guy: cool, i’m an atheist.
christian guy: that’s cool, ma—
pseudo-missionary: you’re going to h-ll, atheist guy! you’re going to h-ll! god is your only saviour. thou shalt let jesus into thine heart. repent! repent!
christian guy: whoa, whoa, cool your jets, man, it’s alright. atheist guy can believe what he wa–
pseudo-missionary: the devil is taking advantage of him. his soul is impure. graaaagh.
atheist guy: that doesn’t make any sense.
christian guy: dude, calm down.
pseudo-missionary: you’re going to heeeeeeeeell! you’re going to h-ll!
atheist guy & christian guy: -shrug-
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