pseudo slut


a person who acts like a sl-t; but as soon as anyone tries to do anything to her, she makes excuses not to.
d-mn, camden, rosie is such a pseudosl-t. she just slapped me for grabbing her -ss–after she grabbed mine.
a girl who…

-all her friends are sl-ts
-used to be nice and probably played sports, but then all her friends turned into sk-nks
-dresses sl-tty, with a dash of preppy in her clothes. too-tight a&f tanks, size 24 moto jeans, tiny thongs.
-doesn’t have s-x with guys like her sl-t friends, but who tortures all the guys into thinking she puts out
-dances like a sl-t
-drinks half a beer then pretends to be drunk so she can be fake-sl-tty then not have s-x
tim: man, hannah and elise are such huge sl-ts! hannah has slept with like…everyone. and elise has…ahhh

alex: elise hasn’t slept with anyone, because she is a c-cktease pseudo sl-t!!!
a person, usually female, who implies his or her sl-ttiness through frequent use of s-xual innuendo, dirty jokes and provocative clothing but who, in actuality, has very little s-xual experience.
wilfred: karen is such a sl-t, her b–bs are always popping out of her shirt and she makes kissy faces at everyone.

humphrey: nah man, she’s never even gotten to second base. she’s just a pseudo sl-t.
someone you want to call a sl-t/b-tch etc., but you can’t because they aren’t. you’re just angry because you can’t get with them
– she’s such a sl-t

– she’s hasn’t had a boyfriend for months, she’s not a sl-t

-you’re right, -sigh-, she’s a pseudo-sl-t

-i feel your pain, man, i feel pain

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