someone with an upper middle cl-ss background and a well-paying job that adopts all the affectations of the bohemian urban living as a superficial cover for his/her truly ent-tled self.
parker: wanna go to the arts district tonight? i got an invite for the opening of the gastropub run by the chef from the organic single source bolivian schnitzel craft truck.

logan: what? i’m so over that whole pseudohemian scene. can we just get real tacos from a real mexican restaurant with real margaritas? you know, like real people used to do?
parker: ya, i guess you’re right. i’m kinda done pretending how much i like moscow mules so much better in a copper mug anyway.

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