Pseudonymph


pseudonymph (adj.)- any girl who pretends to want you really badly. she may even do inappropriate things in public. but when you finally get a chance to get in her pants, she is a total prude.
dude1: dude, that girl at the party last night was all over you, i think i even saw her grab your junk. did you give it to her?

dude2: no dude she ended up being a total pseudonymph. i brought her up to my room and she just sat on the bed and wanted to talk.

dude1: totally sucks dude!

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