pseudoplug


a dude who is constantly hitting you up trying to hustle this or that (usually drugs lol) and its always “superfire!” and “the homie hookup $, ‘just for you’ of course” but when you get back at them to talk real biz they “just ran out” or “yeah man, my dude upped the price on me.. that b-st-rd, suxx but i gotta p-ss that on to you bruhhh” and if (not when) they actually come thru its never what they promised. these guys usually take selfies in the bathroom holding up a stack of $1 bills wrapped in 1 $100 with some dumb-ss claim like “real gs dont play” or “b-tches love the flow, yo!”
“seriously tho, that n-gg- tim always creepin’ sketch style with that flakey-fakey bullsh-t, his b-tch -ss aint nothin’ but a pseudoplug .. n-gg- even steals other peoples pics to p-ss off as his own lmf–!!!”

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