pseudoship
it’s when the projections and ideas of a person outweigh the reality and knowledge you currently possess of them. it’s when a connection is driven more by optimism, than reality. it’s usually found somewhere between the acquaintance stage and the friendship stage- though it often feels higher than the friendship stage because so much hope is invested in the potential manifestation of the person you’re in the pseudoship with.
i love pseudoships because i’d rather have the potential of some than the reality of most.
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