pseudoswear


what a person says when they want to swear, but

1. they are too afraid to

2. they are in a situation when it would not be acceptable to.

for example, pseudoswearing is saying things like “holy crumpets” or “what the frog”
1. “i freaking hate this cr-p!” said a goody-two-shoes who thinks it is wrong to swear.

2. “g-d darn you to heck!” pseudosweared our 60-year-old english teacher, who would probably get fired if she actually said what she was meaning to.

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