pseuicide


faking a terminal illness or death on the internet. may be done for the lulz, to get sympathy and lip gloss, or to see who your real friends are. a pseuicide usually divides a web community into suckers and insensitive douchebags. death announcements can be made by a sockpuppet.

also known as pseudocide and munchausen by proxy server. not to be confused with suicide.
a: it turns out josh didn’t die of consuption after all. his brother and best friend posting from the hospital were just sockpuppets.
b: not another pseuicide!
faking a terminal illness or death on the internet. may be done for the lulz, or to get attention and small gifts such as lip gloss. a pseuicide usually divides a group of friends into believers and non-believers.
someone posted saying josh died in a murphy bed accident? that’s gotta be a pseuicide.

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