Pshipster
a pseudo hipster. these people tend to drink starbucks frequently. they also shop at the gap, banana republic, and urban outfitters; they only shopped at thrift shops after macklemore said it was okay. they only use a mac and other apple products. pshipsters listen to music that you’ve never heard of because it’s straight off mysp-ce. they understand the world in a deep way that no one else ever could at the age of 16.
george: hey, can i listen to your music?
james: i don’t think you’d like it. no one’s heard of it and it’s too poetic to share.
george: you’re such a pshipster.
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