psionic handjob


the act of using ones telekinetic abilities in a manner to s-xually stimulate another’s p-n-s to -rg-sm. psionic handjobs are usually performed while staring blankly at the recipient and making a stroking motion with ones hand (a la shake-weight). left-nostril nosebleeds have been known to occur while performing phjs.
eleven gave mike a psionic handjob at the snow ball.

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