psuedo stoner


an annoying, usually very young, boy or girl on the internet that has either never smoked weed, or has only done so once. pseudo stoners use the words “bro,” “n-gg-,” and “bruh” on a daily basis.
“that dude is a psuedo stoner, man.”

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