psychic stalker


a psychic stalker is someone who stalks you in the psychic realm. they cast spells to help their ghosts follow you around everywhere you go. they can see out of your eyes, and they never leave you alone. not even in your sleep. they even stalk you in your dreams. they hear what you hear, see what you see, smell what you smell, and taste what you taste.
psychic stalker: that thing in front of you, i can see it.
tony: what? how can you see that if your not even anywhere near me?
psychic stalker: i’m calling the cops
tony: you don’t want me to know how you obtained your powers.
psychic stalker: that’s right, and you’ll never find out.

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