psycho bitch


a woman who seems to be a nice, suitable, companion who later reveals that they are f-cking insane.
warning signs a woman may be a psycho-b-tch
1)openly talks about her period
2)listens to emo-punk music such as “my chemical romance”
3)jokes about murder/suicide
4)says “i’m crazzay” then blows away like a tumbleweed
5) m-st-rb-t-s over pictures of dead animals
i was going to marry her, but then i realized she was a psycho-b-tch.
a woman who’s hormal imbalance, troublesome upbringing, or current brain chemistry renders her irrational, angry, and pr-ne to acts of violence, like throwing my $3,400 wide-screen hdtv through the window!
what the… that psycho b-tch just threw my $3,400 wide-screen tv through the window!
a member of the female gender which experiences drastic mood swings accompanied by irrationality while placing the blame for such behavior on her spouse.

beware! a pb typically is capable of hiding her disorder until she has her spouse lulled into a sense of comfort.

symptoms include, but are not limited to: throwing objects, shouting explicatives, vandalizing her spouses automobile, beating on doors at all hours of the night, spending excessive amounts of money, criticising one for their actions and doing the same herself, typically raised by another pb, princess complex, and usually wild in bed.
any ex in which you have muttered…..”crazy %$#@$!ing b-tch.” usually qualifies as an example.
zoloft girl; bi-polar; nut job; or related ex-girlfriend who seeks revenge against a former boyfriend, via restraining order. – one who wrongfully accuse a man of violating an order for the purpose of controlling him, intimidating him, and ruining his career in hopes of winning back one’s love.
“kelley and her daughter and both true psycho b-tches”
any decent woman’s boyfriend’s ex-wife, who can’t seem to remember the part that says ex.
no need for an example, we’ve all known them
1. a raging female who manipulates the justice system by claiming she was a victim in every case. such as her boss on countless occasions s-xually har-ssed her, and in every a count the case was turned down because there was no evidence. or the time she said her husband victimized her and called the cops, even though she came at him with a hammer and beat down a door just to get her cat who was terrified and hiding under the bed.

2. falls in love with human resource mangers and psychologists because they are the only people who get paid to listen to her.

3. can not work a job for more than 6 months before her bosses try to fire her because they can’t stand working with her. after 4 jobs in 6 years, she has made such as bad reputation for herself, she can no longer work in her field. now she must work selling appliances to help feed her 8 cats.

4. b-tches for no apparent reason.

5. goes crazy with out any reason and throws the tv to the ground and since she was unemployed at the time, has no money to buy another one.

6. sits, mopes, and b-tches.

7. incapable of cleaning up after herself or doing basic ch-r-s, such as letting the cats p-ss all over.

8. totals vehicles in single car accidents for no apparent reason. (be careful she drives an suv and has bad car insurance.)

9. thinks she can hold a two way conversation with jesus and g-d. (did not realize this was possible??)

10. someone who needs to be put in a mental inst-tution for life.
beware of the psycho b-tch.

thank g-d the psycho b-tch left me for the human resource manager.
term used to describe an ex wife who drags her ex husband to court multiple times a year claiming he owes her money, for the sole purpose of being a b-tch. this type of dog will even go so far as to call a courthouse and yell at the clerks to give her her money, even though the judge has already ruled in her ex husbands favor.
that gross miserable psycho b-tch kathy just called the court house screaming again….
a girl who is evil, and has psychotic tendencies. a foul swearword, but has funny conontations.
she went all psychob-tch on me…

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