Psycho Bitchinesis
a womans inate ability to take a subject or idea and then through her voodoo magic, turn that subject/idea into something totally different. many men find problems with this when trying to converse with women or when trying to watch a good show on tv. when psycho b-tchinesis comes into affect; a talk about ones desired place to eat that night may turn into a talk about why the toilet seat was left up or why you didn’t say “i love you” last night before you went to bed.
man: hey honey could you bring me a beer please?
woman during psycho b-tchinesis: ok walter but first off, why the h-ll haven’t you sent my mother a thank you card for last years christmas present. you know what your a lazy b-st-rd, and if you leave that toilet seat up one more time i might actually stab you while you sleep!
man (terrified beyond comprehension): ummmm……i love you????? do you want my credit card???
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