Psycho Dad
psycho dad is the man with an itchy gun who kills for fun, he is the lead role of the tv show psycho dad on the comedy series married with children. psycho dad is al bundy’s favorite show, due to it’s violent nature and negative outlook towards women (or positive outlook depending on how you see sh-t). al would eventually lead a protest with his group no ma’am to fight the cancelation of psycho dad.
psycho dad theme song lyrics
who’s that riding into the sun?
who’s the man with the itchy gun?
who’s the man who kills for fun?
psycho dad, psycho dad, psycho dad!
he sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
killed his wife ’cause she weighed a ton.
psycho dad, psycho dad, psycho dad!
a little touched or we’re told
killed his wife ’cause she had a cold
might as well she was gettin’ old
psycho dad, psycho dad, psycho dad!
he’s quick with a gun, and his job ain’t done.
killed his wife by twenty-one
psycho dad!
who’s that riding in the sleigh?
who’s that firing along the way?
who’s roughing up b-ms on christmas day?
psycho dad, psycho dad, psycho dad!
who’s the tall, dark stranger there?
the one with the gun and the icy stare?
the one with the scalp of his ex-wife’s hair?
psycho dad, psycho dad, psycho dad!
who’s that riding across the plain?
who’s lost count of the wifes he’s slain?
who’s the man who’s plumb insane?
psycho dad, psycho dad, psycho dad!
he’s a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
he likes to eat it raw, he’s psycho dad!
#1
psycho dad’s p-ssy son – “pa? pa? can i really keep the pig i raised as a pet?”
psycho dad – “sure, you can son. now, run along and do your ch-r-s.”
-p-ssy son (boy) runs off to do his ch-r-s-
-four gun shots are heard-
psycho dad – “the boy sure is dumb.”
#2
al – -singing- psycho dad
-walks into bedroom points at where peg (his wife) sleeps on the bed, acts like he fires several gun shots-
al – sorry peg, but i’m going to have to leave you there.. as a lesson to other women who don’t cook for me.
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