psychoautomania
a psychological disorder where a person cares more about their car than any other person or thing, going as far as to name their car and spending more hours a week cleaning it then themselves.
i think andrew has psychoautomania, he talks to his car, natalia, like a real person and even made his sick girlfriend clean “her” all day!
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