Psycholagny


the ability of a person (most commonly a male) to enter a state of s-xual arousal and/or s-xual climax (i.e. -j-c-l-t–n) simply by imagining a s-xual situation that would normally induce said s-xual reaction; when experienced during sleep, also referred to as a nocturnal emission or “wet dream”.
warning: the typical high school male is pr-ne to fits of psycholagny when within about 10-ft. range of anyone on whom they have a crush, including peers and/or teachers. you have been warned.

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