psychosexual
a person who is only attracted to or only attracts psychotics as s-xual partners.
“gehlken only f-cks chicks who seem to legitimately be clinically insane. i think he might be a psycho-s-xual.”
noun:
a male or female who has an insane aesthetic sense and inordinate interest in bottling urine, pulling knives on people, and possibly wearing somebody else’s face as a mask or making a human skin suit, similar to that of john wayne gacy or the fictional jame gumb, “buffalo bill”, in silence of the lambs. but, like, dead s-xy in addition to being dangerous creepy and in need of medication.
adjective:
1. to exhibit characteristics of a psychos-xual
2. exhibiting undeniable animal magnetism of a distinctly s-xual nature despite being dangerous or maladjusted
etymology: blend of psychotic + s-xual
usage: informal
brad: “daaamn, that girl is fine.”
chad: “you don’t want anything to do with taedra, she’s psychos-xual. sure, she’s hot as satan’s b-lls, but she does things like stuffing a finger in your -ss when you’re taking a nap and licking her envelopse with her gash. also, she pulled a knife on me once when we were playing monopoly.”
brad: “as long as i’m the racecar, i’ll risk it, dude.”
a person who is attracted to psychos. they may have a lot of opportunities to date so-called “nice” people, but only those who are naturally unstable turn them on. just as heteros-xuals are attracted to those of the opposite s-x, psychos-xuals are attracted to nut jobs.
dude, josh really likes that girl, so you know she must be crazy. he’s a total psychos-xual.
man, did you hear about krista and brian? she burned all his clothes in the bathtub because he got a text from a girl at work, and he still took her back after a week! its gotta be tough for him, being such a psychos-xual!
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