Pterodactyl Hands
what tavis does with his hands when he gets really drunk…fingers stuck together and pointed, resembling a pterodactyl’s wings, flapping may accompany this along with tapping on counters and random, inappropriate conversations.
kate: how drunk was he last night?
ash: oh, it was bad…the pterodactyl hands were flying!
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