PTL

potato love

when she gives you hardcore kissing
when she bites you lips to hard
she was giving me a potato love
my lips were swollen after she gave me a ptl
praise the lord !!!!!!!!!
wow,after all that rain the sun comes out. ptl!!!
post-thesis life

the beautiful time when a college senior is finally finished with their senior thesis and can enjoy senior spring like a normal human being.
i can’t wait for ptl, when i can finally drink with my friends again instead of working on my thesis.
pain tolerance levels i.e. scale from 1-10 used by medical professionals when you enter a hospital. if your talking and you say a 10 your a douche bag!

1) you stubbed your toe. it’s now broken.
2) you dropped yourself into a vat of luke warm milk at a college frat gig i.e. see lame
3) you tripped up the stairs!
4) you burnt your wrist pulling pizza’s out of a oven.
5) your girl/guy punched you for being a complete douche bag, f-g hag, b-tch that took your thunder/mate. tko

6) loosing a loved one, getting sh-t faced and falling in a ditch, waking up with a broken foot and leg. or
your boy/girlfriend dumped hot wax from a 5hr burning candle on your nipples and went way too far. this causes 2nd to 3rd deg., burns.
7) third degree burns/or/loosing a loved one (this can manifest into non~conversion and numbness to limbs and throbbing head aches/body parts manly to the right side of the human body).

8) body parts dis located in an explosion of war.
9) being involved in a 10 car pile up, restricted by seat belts, driving @ 90+ on the interstate, i.e. see douche bag drivers.
10) being dropped in a vat of visceral material for more than 10 sec.
er attendant: sir what would you say your ptl’s are today?
patient: well my girl found out i was hooking up with this other broad and put tube steak in a meat grinder. she flipped out like lorana on meth. so i’d say “a 10. btw your a hot blond thang can i get yo’ #?”
er attendant: no, if you can take a digit and troll your bs, i rate you at a 7. nurse, can you get mr. meat grinder in a room before he bleeds out on our floor.
pain tolerance level’s
any chick i f-ck i have to know what her ptl’s are so i know if she just wants me to twist her t-tties or if i can just outright beat the b-tch’s -ss.
p-ssy too loose
the p-ssy too loose, ptl.
pretend to laugh
s-ssy claus posts a beyonce gif

ptl.
1) “praise the lord!”

2) “people that love”

3) “p-ss the loot”

4) “pay the lady”
bob : “the ptl club, founded by jim and tammy baker, was brought to ruin by a combined conspiricy involving jessica hahn, howard stern, berkley brethard, jerry falwell, oral roberts, jimmy swaggart, pat robertson, the liberal/leftist media, ronald reagan, fawn hall-and/or-donna rice, playboy and penthouse, national lampoon magazine, and satan himself!”

eric: “dude, you’re f–king wacked!”