PTS ( Pistachio Thumb Syndrome )
a non-life-threatening, but common and annoying syndrome brought on by frequent use of thumb nails to crack open pistachios; symptoms include but are not limited to, aching of the thumbs; fissures or punctures found on the thumbs; thumb nails cracked, broken and always much shorter than other finger nails. the only cures developed are cursing like a sailor in short bursts, sh-lled pistachios, the use of implanted squirrel teeth, or completely discontinuing the fabulous, salty roasted nut, however, most serious pistachio consumers would rather live with the syndrome.
b-tch be needing a mani…pts ( pistachio thumb syndrome ) in full effect…
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