ptu bath
a ptu bath is washing just your “p-ssy, t-tties, and underarms” with a washcloth or wet wipe at the sink and putting on some perfume/body spray/powder when there’s no time for an actual shower or bath.
the term, to my knowledge, originated from an older woman with a bright and beloved personality that played the church organ most of her adult life before p-ssing away at nearly 90 years old! she was gem!!
my mother told me to hurry up and just take a ptu bath. i was humiliated when she told me what ptu stood for! no one wants to hear their mother say “p-ssy/t-tty/…!”
i woke up late to meet my friends for shopping. i’m just going to take a ptu bath real fast!
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