p’twank



1)the sound a photon torpedo makes coming out of the enterprise

2)the sound an explosive t-rd makes when jettisoned out of one’s stink-bay
holy b-lls, i just p’tw-nked a pound of corn-log into the toilet.
derived from the word p’tw-nkyho. similar meaning, but usually said with more “oomph”.
-something has just occured (or not, as the case may be)
– “p’tw-nk!”

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