ptwlbithmbabte day
this day is celebrated on the thursday that is closest to valentine’s day (for example, in 2018, it is thursday the 15th) it raises awareness for pencils that will never be able to taste bagels
this acryonym stands for:
pencils
that
would
like
bagels
if
they
had
mouths
brains
and
bagels
to
enjoy
“i love eating bagels so ptwlbithmbabte day is my favorite holiday”
“f-ck those peasants who think that plain bagels are the best”
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