ptxd
ptxd happens when you think or look over your ugly emo/scene days. this can happen when you’re looking over your old twitter, facebook, instagram, etc. the word itself is a mixture of ptsd and xd.
“i was looking at my twitter from when i was ten and i posted a picture captioned ‘owo’. i want to die, i’m having ptxd right now.
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