the place where you can drink away your problems and no-one cares. you can meet other people who have similar problems. by looking at what they are drinking, you can tell if you what their problem is. if you share the same drink then the problem is the same. also known as the tavern of false happiness
man 1: dude, my wife just left me.
man 2: woah! sorry to hear that mate. lets go down to the tavern of false happiness and get you a double shot of whisky.
man 1: the pub! good idea. that bish will not stop me being “happy”
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commonly used shorthand for “public house”. pubs are non-membership bars serving all sorts of alcoholic beverages. most commonly found in the british isles or eire.
let’s go on a pub crawl!
a meeting place where people attempt to obtain advanced states of mental incompetance by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetables.
british culture held inside four walls and roof
guy #1: pub tonight?
guy #2: f-ck yeah!
short for public house (an english term for a bar, or place that serves alcohol)
fancy coming down the pub for a beer
pubs is the plural to pub – british for bar…it does not mean hair on your genitals, that would be ‘p-b-s’ to whatever fool put that in
“hey lets go to a few pubs first before we hit the clubs”
a meeting place where people attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence, by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.
red dwarf pub scene:
kryten : “what is this place?”
rimmer: “its a ‘pub’.”
kryten : “‘pub’? ah yes, a meeting place where humans attempt to achieve advanced states of mental incompetence, by the repeated consumption of fermented vegetable drinks.”
1. (noun) a public player of an online game, often refered to in the sense of a neophite or noob.
2. (noun) a noob online playing not affiliated with any clans, groups or -ssociations.
3. (adj) a public game or room on an online game.
gg pub, u got owned.
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