Pube bandit
when you are at a party that sucks and u aim to show your displeasure. while in the hosts bathroom you reach into your crotch and tear off a handful of your own pubic hair. than holding it your hand like you are blowing a kiss you spray the p-b-s all over their sink, tooth brush, and bar soap. this lets them know the next time you are over they better have some top shelf liquor.
bob: holy sh-t. there are red pubic hairs all over my girlfriends toothbrush
rob: looks like the p-b- bandit struck again
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