pube bunnies
the collection of my husband’s newly shaven b-llsack hair that has collected under the bathroom sink.
mum: i am just going to clean the dust from under your sink darling.
me: that ain’t dust mum, it’s craig’s p-b- bunnies.
mum: oh my f-cking god.
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