Pube Monster


the term p-b- monster is used in -ssociation with a shower or general plug hole which is filled with wiry hair most likely from from the pubic region of a large beast/monster. while the likelihood of a beast/monster taking a shower in your house is slim, the sheer m-ss of hair plugging the hole strongly points in the direction of this….or a person who needs to shave their bush.
holy moly! looks like the p-b- monster has his the shower again!

why can’t the friggin p-b- monster use a different shower or just buy a bl–dy razor and give her bush a shave!

jeremy: hey dude, do you know heleena?
fred: oh sh-t man, yeah i do! she’s that d-mn p-b- monster!

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