Pube Sandwich with XXXtra Mayo
when two people are side by side (guys or girls) and an abundance of j-zz is strewn throughout both pubic regions. a 3rd person then proceeds to eat the j-zz out of both pubic patches.
person 1: what are you having for dinner?
person 2: i’m having the protein rich p-b- sandwich with xxxtra mayo!
Read Also:
- pud blood
what you get all over your d-ck and b-lls after having unprotected s-x with a woman who is on the rag jerry knew that he would have some pud blood to clean up after porking his menstruating wife, but he didn’t care because jerry is a fat disgusting hairy b-st-rd.
- puddin-footed
ususally refers to a horses foot. a bare-footed horse’s foot spreads with time like a person who goes barefoot all the time. that horse will wear a #2 shoe – it’s puddin-footed. she’s run around barefoot so long she’s puddin-footed
- puker
a radio announcer (typically of the “boss jock” school) who attempts to add excitement to his delivery by talking from the back of the throat, a common affectation in 1960’s and later “top 40” formats. the afternoon drive guy on 108.1 is the worst puker in the market. a derogatory term for a tourist, originating […]
- Purkov
evil russian politics husbands: putin + surkov = purkov. the dynamic is amazing: putin, the altogether more immediately terrifying one, and the charming little surkov, with his baby face and “éminence grise” status. i can imagine putin spoling him and indulging his whims; too bad surkov’s whims would probably involve oppressing people did you see […]
- Purple Chipmunk
this is when a male inserts his d-ck into a women’s -ss and she squeezes her -ss cheeks together cutting circulation off to the p-n-s, thus causing it to become a purple, red, or blue color. a man wants to push -n-l s-x to the next level; enter the purple chipmunk