pubeapplr
a shaving device that you can carry around, disguised as an applr
person 1: “have you gotten the new p-b-applr yet? you can get it at target or walmart or at a mcdonalds as a toy for your little child.”
person 2: “no, i’ll go check it out. maybe my 2 year old son will get one.”
person 1: ” dude?! do you know what a p-b-applr is?!”
person 2: “if you can get it at mcdonalds, then it must be for them hairy kids p-b-s.”
orr
-at a wedding-
groom: “cr-p! i forgot my p-b-applr!”
1 more definition
a s-xually transmitted disease that causes ones b-lls to look like apples.
when girls see this, their ovaries explode.
person 1: “dude! he has p-b-applr!”
girl: “let me see!”
person 2: -shows-
girl: -ovaries explode-
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