Pubelocks
dreadlocks for p-b-s
did you see the p-b-locks sneaking out of that guys speedo?
1. when two partners engage in intercourse and their genital p-b-s get entangled/hooked with one another.
2. when one m-st-rb-t-s, then c-ms in his hand and falls asleep only to wake up to their hand glued to their d-ck and the pain deriving from the p-b-s that get caught in the middle of the hand and p-n-s when trying to release the grip.
oh, ohhhh yeahhh ohh oh ohh oh ohhhwwwww ah ah ah ahhhhhh ah gawd ah ahhh -sssssssdfghjklllllkgocdcgcufy,cjuf 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971693993751058209 749445923078164062862089986280348253421170
ahhhhhhh and done.
so i was doing demi last night, and it was great and all but we kept getting p-b- locks, but that didn’t stop us, so now we’re as smooth as bald eagles
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