Pubertis


p-b-rty is really a giant monster that puts p-b-s on you while you are asleep.
kid 1: dude, i finally hit p-b-rty!
kid 2: naw dude, p-b-rtis touched your b-lls and possibly your inner -sshole while you were sleeping
kid 1: no!!!! i wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!

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