Pubes and cock


a pair of shorts with a malfunctioning zipper that can only be held up by a belt or drawstring. the zipper is usually zipped up only to shortly go back down, revealing the contents intended to be covered by a functioning zipper, often this is p-b-s, c-ck, or both.
blake: hey eddie, can i borrow a pair of shorts?

eddie: yeah, but all i got are those f-cking p-b-s and c-ck.

blake: f-ck that, i don’t want my little c-ck to pop out in front of all those girls.

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