Pubey Trap
the sticky underside of your pad that often folds over during wear and sticks to your p-b-s. major issue for 70’s p-rnstars. usually on mini-pads.
girl: ow! g-d, the only thing worse than cramps is a p-b-y trap! this hurts as bad as getting waxed!
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