shit exchange
in order for the sh-t exchange to properly take place, the receiver must be performing a three-point balance on his/her head. the “sh-tter” then takes a m-ssive dump on the receiver’s -sshole and then uses a large wooden dowel to push the sh-t into the receiver’s -ss.
optional additions to the sh-t exchange can include:
-oral cleanup
-re-sh-t exchange (receiver becomes sh-tter, and performs the sh-t exchange with the original sh-tter’s sh-t back into the sh-tter’s -ss)
james: i just ate three straight mexican meals and i have to take a huge dump.
paul: well why dont you just give me the ol’ sh-t exchange then we can clean it up with our tongues and then maybe have some gay -n-l s-x.
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