pubic fruit
general slang term, normally acceptable for pg-13 audiences. used in mixed company over other preferred terms like: -ss hat, c-ck knocker or b-tch weasel. synonymous with douchebag or doucher.
steve: dude, i just waited in line for 8 days like a hobo at the soup kitchen just so i could get this new ipad 8!
not steve: dude, you’re such a pubic fruit.
or
dude 1: man, why’d you drag me along to your cousins graduation, it’s all jail bait here.
dude 2: you’re captain of the pubic fruit brigade.
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