pubic option
overgrown hair in the nether region.
when i took of beth’s panties last night looking for a landing strip, i discovered she had taken the pubic option. it was way too overgrown.
Read Also:
- Hogbin
someone who really wants to be your boyfriend but will pretend they don’t. man: ‘i think you’re wonderful, you’re amazing…..’ woman: ‘you are blatantly a hogbin mate – back off’
- Hog grip
a s-xual position in which the female is on all fours, the thumb of one hand is lubed and inserted into the r-ct-m. the index and middle fingers of the other hand are used for leverage in the snout of said specimen. often used in combination with rodeo. she squealed like a pig as i […]
- Hogsnout
a short, wide member of male genitalia that resembles a pigs snout man, gary’s hogsnout is very chodelike. its just so short and fat.
- hoity toit
a person who is hoity toity. a slag who thinks they are better than everyone else. that slag is such a hoity toit. a she/man that watches cow and chicken while listening to a screaming baby. oh d-mn, shut up, i’m hoity toiting.
- klaftwetler
fish, but not sh-llfish, as defined in the end user license agreement for the webcomic “the new adventures of queen victoria” as published on august 2, 2009. the tank was full of klaftwetler, and also some sh-llfish.