puboleum
a floor covering featuring a pattern similar to pubic hairs in many different colors. benefit is that a single pubic hair is no longer so painfully obvious to visiting guests. less cleaning time. great for bathrooms.
“man, i’m sick and tired of having to swiffer this d-mn bathroom floor everytime one of us takes a shower.”
“i agree – let’s call home depot and get that puboleum installed. it’ll be worth it.”
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