pubonic plague
this strange illness is much like the bubonic plague only its an increased explosion of pubic hair. it can cover your whole body making you look like chewbaka or it can make you look like a human tumble weed.
omg my pubs have grown so much like an afro
help i cant stop rolling becuase my p-b-s have entangled me
hey mister do you have a cure for the pubonic plague??
crabs, public lice: get’s transported from person to person during intercourse. the main symptom is itching, usually in the pubic-hair area, resulting from hypersensitivity to louse saliva, which can become stronger over two or more weeks following initial infestation. in some infestations, a characteristic grey-blue or slate coloration appears (maculae caeruleae) at the feeding site, which may last for days.
paul: “what the f-ck steve, stop scratching your b-lls.”
steve:”sorry man your sister gave me the pubonic plague.”
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