pubuckle
the continous rubbing and eventual rash-making of the pubic hair region. often caused by a pair of awkward jeans and a rather large belt buckle. a rather itchy rash develops, but do not be alarmed. a good shaving often fixes the problem. often confused with crabs and other s-xually transmitted infections.
jared–hey stacie, would you like a boston pancake?
stacie–silly virgin, those tricks are for kids!
jared–why are your p-b-s matted down, and why do you have a rather disgusting rash shaped like a volvo wagon on your upper pubic region?
stacie-well, i have a horrible case of the pubuckle, im just so hairy!
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