safety strip
when you just don’t have enough time to get a shower that morning, and you take your stick of deodorant and go straight across your chest making you smell somewhat fresher.
sometimes you may even go down your arms and across your neck.
i didn’t have time to get a shower so i had to put on a few extra safety strips. my guuuurl digs it though!
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