Puche


the common annoying itch, caused by a large amount of pubic hair.
guy1: “sh-t! i always have puches!”

guy2: “dude, just shave your m-ssive bush.”

guy1: “but it’s holy to me! i’ll just keep living with these puches.”
the common annoying itch caused by your vast growth of pubic hair.
dave:”dude, i have like 20 puches a minute! wtf!?”

bob:”ugh just save your m-ssive bush bro.”

dave:”its holy to me! never! puches for life!”

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