pucker factor number 9
a term that one uses to describe, and to discreetly convey in public, their urgency and need to visit a toilet to take a cr-p. number nine is always used as the guage to describe the tightness of the sphincter, which conveys that the person is right on the edge of cr-pping their pants.
“hey man, i have to get out of here fast – i’ve got pucker factor number 9”
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