Pucker Horse
this marvel is a merely an unfortunate person who has gums like a horse because his/her teeth are visible only subtly, while the gums look ample and luxurious. although pucker horses are uncommon, you can spot them as soon as they smile.
she’s definitely a pucker horse with that dreadful smile!
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