Puckered Raisin
an -sshole.
eric: how was your trip to los angeles?
pete: great, i hooked up with this chick i met at a bar.
eric: how was it?
pete: really cool until she spread her -ss cheeks and told me to taste her california puckered raisin.
a -sshole
boy! that girl had a nice puckered raisin!
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